FULL PACKAGE by Lauren Blakely is Here!
A sexy and funny friends-to-lovers standalone romantic comedy, FULL PACKAGE is about a sexy, witty man as he falls head over heels for a woman, who just happens to be his roommate. It takes everything you love about a Lauren Blakely novel –witty dialogue, smoking hot sex scenes, and heartfelt moments –and puts them into one fantastic book! Told in the guy's POV, with a creative look into Josie’s POV as well, FULL PACKAGE is the laugh-out-loud and insanely hot story of what happens when a sexy ER doc falls madly in love with his gorgeous roommate...and they’re forced to deal with all that simmering desire in a mere six hundred square feet of living space.
“Lauren Blakely nailed it AGAIN. This man man is perfection! HOT, SWEET, FUNNY, SMART.”~ Queen of Hearts
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✮✮✮ FULL PACKAGE is here! ✮✮✮
From the New York
Times Bestselling author of MISTER O and BIG ROCK, comes a hot & hilarious
new standalone romantic comedy...
I've been told I
have quite a gift.
Hey, I don't just
mean in my pants. I've got a big brain too, and a huge heart of gold. And I
like to use all my gifts to the fullest, the package included. Life is smooth
sailing....
Until I find myself
stuck between a rock and a sexy roommate, which makes for one very
hard...place.
Because scoring an
apartment in this city is harder than finding true love. So even if I have to
shack up with my buddy's smoking hot and incredibly amazing little sister, a
man's got to do what a man's got to do.
I can resist Josie.
I'm disciplined, I'm focused, and I keep my hands to myself, even in the mere
five-hundred square feet we share. Until the one night she insists on sliding
under the covers with me. It'll help her sleep after what happened that day,
she says.
Spoiler-neither one
of us sleeps.
Did I mention she's
also one of my best friends? That she's brilliant, beautiful and a total
firecracker? Guess that makes her the full package too.
What's a man stuck
in a hard place to do?
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Excerpt
I turn into the kitchen. She pulls a
tray from the oven and smiles. She still wears the date outfit, but the heels
are gone. She’s adorable in her fancy dress and bare feet.
“Date ended early?”
She nods. “When he invited me to see
his gerbil, I thought it was time to go.”
“That doesn’t entice you?”
She shakes her head. “Had he said
ferret, perhaps. Alas, with gerbil I’m a firm no.”
“Was it in his pants or a cage?”
“We didn’t get far enough to find
out. I said thanks, I need to water the plants, and I got the hell out of
Dodge.”
I curl up the side of my mouth.
“Guess that explains why Trish didn’t invite me home, either. I tried the
hamster line on her.”
She smacks me with a panda potholder.
“I suppose I should have known better, though. Earlier in the date, he made a
ton of masturbation comments.”
I lean against the kitchen counter.
“And that concerns you, since you never do that, right?”
As she slides the spatula under the
dessert, she gives me a side-eye stare. “Exactly, Chase. I never rub one out.
Never.” She waves a hand over her crotch. “Total hands-free zone.”
I take her comment seriously. “Fine.
You use toys. I get it. What kind?” I ask, because I can’t help myself.
She rolls her eyes. “Not telling
you.”
I harrumph and grab for a bar from
the pan. She swats me with the spatula.
“Ouch,” I say, yanking back my hand.
“That didn’t hurt. And you should
know better than to steal my dessert before it’s ready.”
“You should know better than to hit
my hands.” I hold both up in the air.
With a quickness I don’t see coming,
she whacks me again with her utensil. This time on the other hand.
“That’s it.” I charge her, tickling
her waist. “Tell me what toys and I’ll stop.”
She cracks up and flails her arms,
knocking me with elbows and hands and the spatula, too, until I give in to her
cries for mercy.
I stare at her in our tiny sliver of
a kitchen. “Waiting.”
“You really want to know?”
I nod eagerly. I’m playing with fire,
but I can’t resist. The desire to know outweighs all else.
She works the spatula under the bars
again, shaking her head. “I can’t believe we’re having this conversation.”
I hold out my hands. “C’mon. We talk
about all sorts of stuff.” Then, an idea strikes me. I open the kitchen
cupboard, grab a bottle of Patron, and hold it up. “This will help all that
shyness.”
She stares at me with narrowed eyes.
“I’m not shy at all.”
I grab two shot glasses and pour.
“Better safe than sorry, Miss Not Shy At All.”
I hand her one, and she takes it.
Then I raise my glass, and the drink goes down the hatch with a burn. She
follows suit, swallowing it quickly, then sets her glass down. I do the same.
I rub my palms together. “Toy
confessional time. What have you got?”
She arches an eyebrow. “Really? You
really want to know?”
I narrow my eyes. “What part of your
roommate being a dirty bastard do you not understand? Obviously, I want to
know. I’m a guy. This is like Christmas morning. But if this helps . . .”
I pour two more shots then slide her
glass over to her. Once more, we down them.
She draws a deep breath. “Since you
asked . . . I have a few toys. A little silver bullet. A bigger dolphin. And I
have a waterproof finger vibrator.”
And the temperature in me shoots
through the roof. I tug at the neck of my shirt. “For the shower?” I croak out.
“Seeing as we don’t have a bathtub,
yes, it would have to be for the shower.”
“You masturbate in the shower?” I
ask, and the visual is so fucking clear in my mind—Josie under a hot stream of
water that slopes off her breasts, a finger vibrator working between her thighs.
She nods as she slides the bars onto
a cooling rack. Just then I remember she promised me seven-layer bars when she
freaked out the other night. And she delivered. Fuck, I think she might be
perfect, what with her desserts and her shower hobby.
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About Lauren Blakely
Since self-publishing her debut romance novel CAUGHT UP IN US
over three years ago, Lauren Blakely has sold more than 1.5 million books. She
is known for her sexy contemporary romance style that's full of heat, heart and
humor. A devout fan of cake and canines, Lauren has plotted entire novels while
walking her four-legged friends. She lives in California with her family. With
thirteen New York Times bestsellers, her titles have appeared on the New York
Times, USA Today, and Wall Street Journal Bestseller Lists more than seventy
times. Her bestselling series include Sinful Nights, Seductive Nights, No
Regrets, Caught Up in Love, and Fighting Fire as well as standalone hit
romances like BIG ROCK, MISTER O, WELL HUNG, and THE SEXY ONE which were all
instant New York Times Bestsellers. In January she'll release FULL PACKAGE, a
standalone romantic comedy. To receive an email when Lauren releases a new
book, sign up for her newsletter! laurenblakely.com/newsletter.
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