Monday, March 18, 2019

Blog Tour for ROCK HARD: CHORD BROTHERS by M.J. Roberts

Today we have M.J. Roberts stopping by to share the blog tour for her new rockstar romance, ROCK HARD: CHORD BROTHERS!
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Author: M.J. Roberts
Genre: Rockstar Romance

Rock Hard: Chord Brothers Synopsis

Drummer Ryder Chord has been living half a life since he was sixteen and his twin sister was murdered. He throws himself into his music. When Lexi Evanovich joins the band, life becomes almost tolerable. Until one day when the rest of the band isn’t there and Ryder and Lexi have to share a hotel room: with only one bed.

Rule number one of band-dom: You never sleep with anyone in the band.

Rule number one of bro code: You never sleep with anyone’s sister. You definitely never sleep with your best friend’s little sister.

Rule number it’s so obvious it’s a count even a drummer can keep: You Never. Ever. Sleep with your best friend’s little sister when she’s in the band…and he is too.

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Just then Lexi comes down. She looks well rested and fresh. Which reminds me of how good she smells. God. Not good.

She nods at me and gives her brother a warm half-hug, wrapping her arms around his shoulders while he’s still sitting. She backs up a small step and remains standing.

“When’d Hit Man say he’d meet up?” Jase asks.

Lexi and I simultaneously check our phones.

“He still hasn’t texted,” I say.

“He tied the tour bus, left us in the rain, never called, never texted, never showed up, and left us totally stranded with no place to go on a weekend almost every hotel in the city was booked for a convention,” Lexi says.

“Hit Man, Hit Man,” Jase growls.

As if on cue, Hit Man appears from behind the check-in desk wearing a Comfort Suites polo shirt.

“Speak of the devil and he shall appear,” I say.

“Don’t say it a third time,” Lexi says softly. “He’s like Beetlejuice. You say it a third time he’ll materialize next to the table.”

Hit Man saunters over.

“Douche-workers,” Hit Man says happily.

A redhead comes out from the back room behind the check-in desk looking disheveled. Hit Man doesn’t even look. “That’s Mary. Marah. Maria.”
“Mariah?” Lexi says helpfully.

“Yes!” He snaps his fingers.

I point to his polo. The word is on the nametag on his shirt.

He twists around and blows Mariah a kiss.

He looks back at us. Something behind me catches his eye and he a megawatt smile. I turn slowly to find a Hispanic maid with a mop frozen in place staring at Hit Man like he’s a mountain of diamonds. I shake my head. I don’t know if it’s the combination of the chocolate skin with dark green eyes, or the charisma, or some unnamed X-factor. After all these years, the deer-in-the-headlights reaction shouldn’t surprise me, but it always does.

Hit Man’s voice lowers until it sounds like a cross between Barry White and the Transformers’ Optimus Prime. “Hola, Mamacita. Ven conmigo.”

There’s a high-pitched squeak from the maid and she says, “Casada! Married!” and runs away.

“Man-whore,” Jase says softly.

“Slut,” Lexi coughs into her hand.

“Judgmental bitches,” Hit Man says. “I’m just appreciating the local finery.”

Lexi makes a gurgling, ‘I’m disgusted’ noise in her throat, and I roll my eyes.

“Ya’ll’z just jealous. You’re all fired.”

Jase’s stomach rumbles. Hit Man looks around.

“Where’s the food?” Hit Man asks. “Mariah said there was a breakfast buffet laid out until ten.”

“It’s ten fifteen,” Jase says.

“Same thing,” Hit Man says.

“Not to a drummer,” I mumble.

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About M.J. Roberts

M. J. Roberts is a writer, editor, and teacher – with more than two million copies of her stories in circulation worldwide, Roberts is well loved for creating characters who feel as real as your most cherished friends. Roberts works to diligently to create believable, lovable characters, witty dialogue, prose ripe with metaphor, exciting plot twists, action that keeps you on the edge of your seat, and romance scenes that sizzle.

Roberts is a multiple award-winning author including first place in the prestigious Summer Lovin’ Romance Literary Contest 2015 for the novel Risk Your Heart. Roberts also writes under the pen name Natasha Action. Roberts is originally from New York but lives in the southern United States for the purpose of endless comic material.

She’s married to a professional musician (A.K.A. The Rock and Roll God) because she is too busy tormenting imaginary characters and counting her blessing to pursue her longtime dream of Rock n’ Roll stardom herself.

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