From #1 NYT Bestselling author Lauren Blakely, comes a new and sexy romance…THE KNOCKED UP PLAN!
A standalone romance told in dual POV, THE KNOCKED UP PLAN is about all of the fun, hotness, and heartfelt emotions that come when a single woman asks her gorgeous, jaded, sworn-to-be-single-forever good friend to get one particular job done. What happens next when he agrees to provide the bun for her oven are lots of hot sexy times and heartfelt moments.
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There are three little words most guys don't want to hear on the first date. Not those...I mean these... "knock me up."
This single gal has had enough of the games, the BS and the endless chase. I know what I want most, and it's not true love. It's a bun in the oven, and I'm not afraid to hit up my sex-on-a-stick co-worker to do the job. Ryder is gorgeous, witty and charming -- and he's also a notorious commitment-phobe. That makes him the perfect candidate to make a deposit in the bank of me.
I won't fall for him, he won't fall for me, and there's no way baby will make three.
Right?
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There are four words every guy wants to hear on the first date -- "your place or mine?"
When my hot-as-sin co-worker makes me a no-strings-attached offer that involves her place, my place, any place -- as well as any position -- I can't refuse. Besides, I've got my own reasons to take her up on her deal even with her one BIG condition.
There's no way I'll want more from one woman than any position, any where, any night? Except . . . what if I do?
Be prepared to swoon and fan yourself from the heat! This full-length standalone contains lots of hot baby-making s-e-x, happy tears, playful jokes and a hot, swoon worthy hero you will fall madly in love with. One-click now for pure reading enjoyment!
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"A refreshing take on the baby trope, The Knocked Up Plan is as sweet as it is naughty. Blakely not only balloons Nicole and Ryder’s incredibly powerful chemistry to new heights with their steamy love scenes, but she also infuses sweet emotion into every single one of their interactions." - USA Today
Excerpt
“How does it work?” I ask. “The whole donation
process.”
She stabs a carrot slice, chews, and swallows.
“Well, there’s this thing guys do when they’re horny. It’s called”—she glances
furtively from side to side—“jacking off.”
“I’m well aware of how the protein shake is made.
What I mean is, are we talking about one of those little rooms you go into?” I
ask, since what man doesn’t have an image of a jerk-off chamber? “With
magazines or porn or whatnot?”
“Yes, they schedule the donors for forty-minute
sessions in them.”
“I’m more efficient than that, but that’s good to
know.” I take another bite and chew. I set down the burger. “So, a nurse or
orderly would escort me to a special room, and then I’d need to drop my drawers
and whack off. Into a cup, right?”
“A plastic sample cup. With a top,” she says, and
I’m kind of amazed that she’s answering every question like a champ. No
blushing, no stammering.
“What do they provide for entertainment? Laptops?
Computers? Or is it old school with Playboy?”
“They provide pornographic material in printed form
as well as video on a TV screen.”
“Awesome. So I just choke the chicken in a room
with a ton of other dudes going at it in their own rooms, too. Hand a cup to
the nurse. She seals up the goods. Then, what’s next?”
“They do tests on your swimmers.”
“They’ll pass. Then you come in, maybe the same
day, maybe a few days later?”
“Same day. We’d have to time everything to my cycle
and when I’m ovulating.”
“Fine, so they undress you, prop you up on an exam
table, and stick a turkey baster into you?”
“You paint a lovely picture of the process.”
I hold up a hand, waving her off. “Wait. I’m not
done. You’re in nothing but a hospital gown. The doc tells you to put your cute
little feet in stirrups, and they stick that baster up inside what I am sure is
an absolutely gorgeous and heavenly home,” I say, because if she can complement
my tadpoles, I can say something nice about the paradise between her legs. She
mouths a thank you. “After the boys make the upstream trip, they send you
home.” I mime patting her on the rear and then sending her out the door.
“I think you’ve got the basic idea.”
“And after that?”
“That’s all,” she says. “That’s all I’d want you to
do. I don’t expect or want any involvement. I’d have all the paperwork drawn up
in advance saying there are no legal rights, responsibilities, or expectations
of parenting, and no financial commitments required.”
I’m almost ashamed to admit it, but that’s the
clincher for me—the lack of involvement. If I’m ever going to raise a child,
I’m damn well going to do it right. The whole nine yards, two parents, just
like my mom and dad raised my brother, my sister, and me.
Nicole isn’t asking me to sign up for daddy duty,
though. She doesn’t want me to help with diaper detail or midnight feedings.
She’s a friend asking for the help she needs so she
can then do those things on her own.
And helping a friend seems like something I should
consider.
Fine, she’s asking for a hell of a lot more than a
dude to put together an IKEA TV stand, and those things are beyond Da Vinci
Code-level cryptic. I’d like to see Robert Langdon decipher some IKEA assembly
instructions. Good luck with that, Harvard symbologist.
I like Nicole. I respect the dickens out of this
woman. I want to take her request as seriously as she’s asking it. “Can I have
a few days to think about it?”
“Of course. Take all the time you need,” she says,
then glances at an imaginary watch on her wrist. “It’s only my biological clock
ticking.”
“Wildly romantic! Incredibly sexy! Hilarious and sweet! The Knocked Up Plan HAD IT ALL! The PERFECT romance to kick your Summer into HIGH GEAR! Ryder and Nicole are Lauren Blakely's BEST CHARACTERS YET!” - Shayna at Shayna Renee’s Spicy Reads
“The chemistry between Ryder and Nicole is COMBUSTIBLE!!! They are magic together.” - Bookalicious Babes Blog
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About Lauren Blakely
Since self-publishing her debut romance novel CAUGHT UP IN US three years ago, Lauren Blakely has sold more than 1 million books. She is known for her sexy contemporary romance style that’s full of heat, heart and humor. A devout fan of cake and canines, Lauren has plotted entire novels while walking her four-legged friends. She lives in California with her family. With nine New York Times bestsellers,her titles have appeared on the New York Times, USA Today, and Wall Street Journal Bestseller List more than three dozen times. Her bestselling series include Sinful Nights, Seductive Nights, No Regrets, Caught Up in Love and Fighting Fire. She recently released BIG ROCK, a sexy standalone romantic comedy that became an instant New York Times Bestseller. In the late spring, she’ll release MISTER ORG@SM, another standalone romantic comedy.
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