Excerpt
After
we spent a considerable amount of time perusing the aisles of the Piggly
Wiggly, Caroline was finally finished, and we made our way to the checkout. In
true small town fashion, she struck up a conversation with the middle-aged
cashier. While she appeared utterly charming, I probably came off as an ass
because I kept looking around and narrowing my eyes at anyone who might look
suspicious. Especially the male middle-aged
cashier who seemed utterly enthralled by Caroline.
At
the sight of us coming out the mechanized doors, Stuart began easing the SUV
closer to our place on the curb. After popping the hatch, Caroline wheeled the
cart over to the back of the SUV. Just as I was about to start helping her with
the bags, I heard a shout behind me. “Hey! Come back here.”
Whirling
around, I saw a man waving wildly at Caroline. “Fuck! Assailant!” Stuart
shouted.
I
shoved myself between the man and Caroline, shielding her from him. Grabbing
her by the waist, I hoisted her up and threw her in the back of the SUV.
“Omph!” she cried as her body bounced on the carpeting of the hatch. After
slamming the door, I stepped back just as Stuart screeched away from the curb.
Now
that I knew Caroline was safe, I turned my attention back to the man. Hurling
myself at him, I took him down to the curb. “What are you doing?” he demanded.
“Stay
down. I’m calling the police.”
“The
police? But what did I do?”
“You’ve
been harassing the President’s daughter.”
“I
just came out to give her the coupons she forgot.”
“What?”
He
nodded. “Look in my right hand.”
After
rocking back on my knees, I grabbed his arm and pried the contents out of his
hand. Once I unraveled it, I grimaced. “Son of a bitch.”
I
had completely and utterly misread the situation. Speaking into my microphone,
I said, “Stuart, it’s a false alarm.”
“Are
you fucking kidding me?” he blared into my ear.
“No,
I’m not.”
“We’re
headed back.”
“Roger.”
I
figured then it was past time for me to get off the man. I rose to my feet
before reaching down to help him up. I brushed off his white shirt I had
accidentally dirtied when I knocked him to the ground. Upon closer inspection,
I saw the nametag on his shirt. “Sheldon, I’m terribly sorry for my actions.”
He
narrowed his brown eyes at me. “I think it’s me who needs to be calling the
police.”
“That
won’t be necessary.” Reaching into my pocket, I fished out my badge. As I
flashed it at him, I said, “Agent Fraser with the U.S. Secret Service.”
His
eyes bulged before he gasped. “Wait, that was President Callahan’s daughter?”
“Yes,
sir, it was. I hope you can understand that we take the safety of the
president’s children very seriously, and upon first reflection, it appeared you
might’ve been preparing to harm Ms. Callahan.”
“Oh,
no. I would never want to do that. I voted for her dad. Never thought I’d vote
for an Independent, but he won me over.”
“I’m
happy to hear that, sir. I certainly hope this unfortunate incident won’t in
anyway skew your views on him.”
He
waved a hand dismissively at me. “No, no. I understand. More than that, I can’t
wait to go home and tell my wife that Caroline Callahan came into my store today.”
For
my sake, I hoped he left out the part where a Secret Service agent mowed him
down because he thought Piggly Wiggly coupons were a weapon. Once the other
agents found out about this, I was going to catch hell in the form of their
constant ribbing. At least Stuart would be going down with me. He’d made the
assumption to start with.
After
Stuart drove up, he made quick work of putting the SUV in park and opening the
hatch. I hopped off the curb and went over to the back. Caroline sat with her
knees pulled against her chest. When she pursed her lips at me, I held up my
hands. “I’m sorry. It was a false alarm.”
“That’s
what Stuart said.”
“We
can never be too careful.”
An
amused look twinkled in her blue eyes. “Apparently not when we find grocery
cashiers a threat to my safety.”
“He
appeared to have a weapon in his hand, and he was shouting at you,” I argued.
“I
believe the weapon turned out to be coupons.”
Man,
she was really on my dick about this one. Shit. I should never think of
Caroline on my dick in any form or fashion. It was just too wrong. “Yes, the
weapon turned out to be your coupons.”
“Right.”
I
extended my hand to her. “Come on and get out, so we can load the groceries up
and get the hell out of here.”
After
I helped Caroline slide out of the back, she started helping me load the bags.
“Should I go inside and offer an autograph to smooth things over? This is the
closest grocery store to the apartment, so I’d hate to not ever be able to come
here again because you clothes-lined a guy.”
“I
didn’t clothes-line him. I merely took him down as part of protocol.”
“I’d
say you lost your calling in football, that’s for sure.”
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About the Author
Katie Ashley is a New York Times, USA Today, and Amazon Best-Selling author of both Indie and Traditionally published books. She lives outside of Atlanta, Georgia with her daughter, Olivia, and her spoiled mutt, Duke. She has a slight obsession with Pinterest, The Golden Girls, Shakespeare, Harry Potter, Star Wars, and Scooby-Doo.
With a BA in English, a BS in Secondary English Education, and a Masters in Adolescent English Education, she spent eleven years teaching both middle and high school English, as well as a few adjunct college English classes. As of January 2013, she hung up her red pen and expo markers to become a full-time writer. Each and every day she counts her blessings to be able to do her dream job.
Although her roots are firmly planted in the red Georgia clay, she loves traveling the country and world to meet readers and hang out with fellow authors. When she’s not writing or chasing down her toddler, you might find her watching reruns of The Golden Girls, reading historical biographies, along with romance novels, or spending way too much time on Facebook.
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